Three Uncles
I have an uncle
In the south of France
He drinks and he gets high too
He doesn’t eat for days
Then he eats a lot
And smilingly pukes the night away
I have another uncle who lives in Colombo
He’s rich and he’s not a nice guy
He drinks like a fish
He drives like a dick
I think he is out to kill you
One last uncle
He doesn’t drink a drop
But he’s as bad as the rest
He walks around town
With a constipated frown
Smiling at a bitch’s behest.
- Aakash Joshi
