1.
Apparently, as an RSS pracharak, he travelled without
tickets. And the TTE is a venal cretin for not giving him a berth.
2.
“CWG ne
desh ka naam videsh mein kharaab kiya” – Of course genocide, state sponsored
discrimination et al have really made an awesome impression among liberal
democracies everywhere. He can’t even get a damn visa!
3.
If BJP comes to power in Delhi, all the multiple
governments will vanish. So basically the MCD, the Delhi government and the
centre shall be one. Destroy division of
power and federal structure - Fascist much, bitch?
4.
Ridiculously insensitive Sardar joke – 1
5.
China’s railway lines have grown at the twice
the rate of India’s. Well, it is four
times the size, didn’t have anywhere near the kind of railway system the British left us. Besides,
numbers of trains, quality of stations, switching to better tracks all form
part of railway infrastructure.
6.
He seems to think it’s a big secret that India
is a poor country. No way Obama would have known if Manmohan hadn’t told him.
Manmohan stands up for the pro people policies and marginal regulations to
unhindered plunder, makes Obama agree and Modi thinks its bad diplomacy.
Can’t wait for his nuanced foreign policy. Clearly it’s a discourse of strength and virility for minorities and the poor at home, and bending over backwards for capital, both domestic and foreign.
Can’t wait for his nuanced foreign policy. Clearly it’s a discourse of strength and virility for minorities and the poor at home, and bending over backwards for capital, both domestic and foreign.
7.
‘Dehati Aurat.’ Dude, seriously? Get your damn sources right. I don’t attribute
Arnab Goswami quotes to you.
8.
Foreign Policy Plan (regional)– Head hunting in
Pakistan. I hope all the right wing lunatics enjoy Narendra
Modi’s-Macabre-Medieval-Crusade
9.
He’s angry about criminals in politics. Amit
Shah, Babubahi Bokhariya, Maya Kodani.
10. Modi
references the constitution - A man from the RSS (which explicitly does not
believe in the constitution), unapologetic for riots, thinks secularism is an
animal rights issue.
11. Dirty
Team v/s Dream Team – dude, DUSU candidates have more mature slogans than that.
Also, who is in this dream team? Modi and… Modi? Who will be the Chief Minister
of Delhi? Ah shit sorry, forgot that we were abolishing the federal structure.
So Modi. Quite the team.
12. Sardar
joke 2
13. His
woeful chai selling childhood. Apparently on trains. There is nothing cheaper
than exploiting ones past, exaggerating it and using it to put people down. For
all his faults Manmohan Singh has never used partition or the things he went
through to score brownie points.
14. Tries
to be secular for a bit. Ends with a group chant of Vande Mataram – just in
case we thought he meant it.
